Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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