we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
All the doctor said was why
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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