Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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