i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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