What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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