hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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