okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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