what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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