Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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