Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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