Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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