I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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