At least make sure they are 18
Why
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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