have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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