She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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