Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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