: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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