the condom got lost in my hair
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
