One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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