Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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