What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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