what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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