p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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