well you can't waste a boner
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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