Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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