i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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