I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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