Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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