found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.