Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house