Umm I'm too high to move.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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