That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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