Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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