wrigley field is MILF paradise
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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