i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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