But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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