I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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