I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize