WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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