I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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