I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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