Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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