they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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