My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
