guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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