Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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