you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm sobbing to NWA
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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