Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You've changed since you got that strap on
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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