are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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