We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
What a dumb baby whore.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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