we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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