I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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