Do vagina's smell?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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